Everything you wanted to know about Sex in Paradise, but were too afraid …

Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti says Muslim men will enjoy the company of up to 19,604 Women in Paradise. Watch and weep.

Following are excerpts from a lecture delivered by Saudi cleric Muhammad Ali Shanqiti, which was posted on the Internet on March 23, 2013.

Muhammad Ali Shanqiti: Every Muslim man gets at least two black-eyed virgins in Paradise. Each virgin comes with 70 servants girls. You are permitted [to have sex] with the virgins as well as the servant girls. For every woman from this world who enters Paradise, you get 70 black-eyed virgins.

There are four types of women in Paradise. First, there are the women of this world who enter Paradise. Each one comes with 70 black-eyed virgins. The second type of woman in Paradise is the black-eyed virgin. Each comes with 70 servant girls. These servant girls are the third type. Sorry, there are only three types of women in Paradise.

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If you get married in this world, then [in Paradise], you get your wife from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins with whom you are allowed to have sex, and each of these 70 virgins comes with 70 servant girls.

So how many women do you get? That’s the minimum.

Now, let’s assume that you are married to four wives, each of whom comes with 70 black-eyed virgins, and each virgin comes with 70 servant girls… How many does it come to? God help you.

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Your reunion [with your wife] lasts for 70 earthly years. When the 70 years are about to come to an end, another black-eyed virgin calls to you from above: “Oh servant of Allah, don’t we get a piece of you?”

You turn to her, and you see that she is more beautiful than the woman you are with. You ask her: “Who are you?” and she says: “I’m your virgin in Paradise. Allah told you about me, saying: ‘There is more of them with Us’. I am one of the ‘more’.”

You leave that one and move on to the next. God help you…

You spend 70 years or so with her, and along comes the third, saying: “Oh servant of Allah, don’t we get a piece of you?” You look at her, and she is even more beautiful than the one you are with.

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Everything you wanted to know about Sex in Paradise, but were too afraid to ask… from Tarek Fatah on Vimeo.

22 comments for “Everything you wanted to know about Sex in Paradise, but were too afraid …

  1. Ramesh Joshi
    September 20, 2013 at 12:37 AM

    It is amazing there are idiots who are listened too by some people as if they are the reps of the so called god of theirs.

    • Baseer Naweed
      October 23, 2013 at 7:05 AM

      A very sick man. It looks that for the Muslim clerics the most important thing is sex in presence of many women. I think after delivering this speech this Mullah must have visited toilet to feel the enjoyment with so many women.

  2. Sujit Chakraborty
    September 20, 2013 at 3:14 AM

    It is because of oafs like this maulavi that Islam gets its name mired in cesspool… some one, some learned Muslim… please get us what the Quran says of what Zannat is all about and shut this crook up!! Please

  3. Mohammad Malik
    September 20, 2013 at 3:31 AM

    Wow, so Allah makes sure I will get a new lady to have sex with for 70 days non-stop. Since we don’t have to earn in paradise we followers of allah can have sex all the time. I am proud to be muslim now. This is the reason our prophet married 13 women so he can get 13×70=910 virgins. I am delighted to know that our prophet will now be spending all his time having sex and only sex with 910 women. He would be doing Gang bang, cum in mouth, tit-fucking everything. I am just delighted by even the thought of it. Allah o Akbar, Allah o Akbar……..If we pray more may be allah might increase the number from 70……

    • javed helali
      September 20, 2013 at 1:24 PM

      The imam is a stupid ignorant idiot. What are you? Any better? No. Much worse.

      Javed Helali

    • Charlie Sommers
      October 31, 2013 at 11:50 AM

      Who wants virgins? I am an atheist but will gladly convert to Islam for the sex if I can be assured of 70 strumpets or depraved floozies in Paradise. I’ll take experience over innocence any day.

  4. Abdullah
    September 22, 2013 at 12:20 AM

    What are you trying to say and prove here!!! presenting everything out of the context and just highlighting some parts of the speech and presenting it in a typical media form which makes everybody either laugh or hate Islam!!! You are just presenting another reason to non-muslims to have another laugh !!!!! Shamefull isn’t it

    Don’t you have any other important topic to dicuss and present!! Having sex in paradise is actually bound to ones’s presence in paradise .. First one has to be make himself eligible of entering into it!! Off course having mentality and thoughts like M. Malik (above) are not going to help a muslim into this cause..

    • TarekFatah
      September 23, 2013 at 6:32 PM

      I don’t understand your objection Abdullah. You seem to be agreeing with the Saudi cleric, but objecting to the fact that I have posted it on my website. If you feel this is embarrassing for Muslims, your anger should be directed towards the cleric, not me.

      • Alex
        February 22, 2014 at 7:18 AM

        How do you sleep at night Tarek by posting such lies?

        May the creator give you what your hands earn in this life and in the next.

  5. Christopher
    September 22, 2013 at 11:25 AM

    Proof that Islam is for Idiots. It stops you thinking! It creates hatred against who don’t follow it and makes it followers Dumb!

  6. Mohammed Azhar Ali Khan
    September 22, 2013 at 9:53 PM

    I think the cleric is an idiot. I am reasonably familiar with the Quran and Islam and I find his comments totally wrong and against the teachings of Islam.

  7. bmniac
    September 25, 2013 at 2:18 AM

    This looks like a great incentive to become a Muslim, though one needs to be quite credulous.

  8. Taufeeq Kamal Siddiqui
    September 27, 2013 at 12:30 PM

    Can the disbelievers in Islam let us know as to what type of awards will they get in their lives after death particularly those who believe in the end of this universe at some point of time and heaven/hell.

  9. khalid
    September 30, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    so there will be no other work there, only eating praying and women searching out of those about 70,000 women of your own fortune,

  10. Muhammed baber Ali
    October 5, 2013 at 10:52 AM

    ” as far as i am concern he is perfectly right and u know what their is a holy saying that do not stair at girls or other woman and in against you will have a virgin in the paradise . ALLAH is capable of doing any thing and every thing please take a tour of holy quran read it like a story book ( but do not treat it like that ) just for your queries that how this world was formed and who are Hindus who are Christians who are Jewish and who are we i mean where we come from our mother and father means Adam and rev ( adam and hawwa) WAS ONE OF THEIR KIND SO how we have several religions who are the pioneers of them except Islam. so if u will read QURAN in your language in urdu ,hindi ,english or what ever then you will find out the true thing a true story of this world .
    so please do not hate or criticize any one badly, our author is so so right this is the process but i do not know the exact figure although in this world the main thing is sex i mean to keep away from sex to have change in your life and to avoid its attraction. sex changes life sex made life’s sex destroys lifes.

    please think of it.

  11. Deepak Punjabi
    October 31, 2013 at 10:30 PM

    When I first watched this video, I thought some Muslim hater made this satirical clip.

    I checked on Snopes but there is no info on this.

  12. Ash
    February 14, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    Obviously Tarek Fatah had some mischievous agenda to publish such utterly stupid from an apparently mentally challenged idiot! In that case should Fatah not be publishing all other stupid but more lunatic comments made by so called ‘cleric’ of other faiths?

  13. Raj
    February 14, 2014 at 11:28 PM

    While other Religion stress on salvation from Earthly desires “Nirvana” or “Mokshya” as ultimate form of being free after death, However this ROFL item of year long supply of sex being a form of salvation must ve been designed to fool, gullibles to follow it’s path.
    But is soooooooo hilarious

  14. mamdhata
    February 15, 2014 at 12:13 AM

    Dear Sujit,

    Muslim men in Paradise also “inherit” women of people of hell in other words every non-muslim man. Disbelieve me here is a hadith http://sunnah.com/urn/1294400

  15. Reluctantly Indian
    January 10, 2015 at 8:50 AM

    It the men get so many virgins, what do the women get? We have female jihadis nowadays…

  16. Kreja
    February 5, 2015 at 3:57 PM

    But Jesus answered them, “You are wrong, because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God. For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven.” Matthew 22:29,30

  17. genesis
    August 11, 2016 at 1:39 PM

    !9604 multiplied by the number of muslims in the world..heaven is surely a very crowded place and you escape earth for this? maybe hell is better..

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