Muslim Group launches Jihad on Toilet seats so Muslims can defecate the way Arabs relieved themselves in the Seventh Century

The Muslim group best known for carrying out Female Genital Mutilation FGM on girls in North America has now launched a campaign to destroy Toilet seats to ensure Muslims only defecate the way Arabs did in the Seventh Century and not the ‘western’ toilet seats that come standard in North America and European homes.

The Islamic sect is known as Dawoodi Bohras. They operate like a top-down secret society very similar to the Aga Khan Ismaili community who live mostly in Gujarat, India and Karachi, Pakistan.

2017-12-23_14-44-48As my friend Yusuf Unjhawala, one of the many dissidents in the community first pointed out, the community’s head priest who lives in India has issued a worldwide diktat for Bohra Muslims across the world to not use ‘western toilets’. “Individual homes are being checked and marked against their community ID number. Every house should have only Indian style.” These Red Guards also show homeowners how to get around the problem if one cannot squat on the floor while defecating.

These Bohra Red Guards are like the Islamic internal police distinguished by their red armbands who come to inspect your home, with or without your permission and go straight to the washrooms to check if the homeowner has not implemented the Islamic way of responding to the ‘call of nature.’

  1. Here is one such Red Guard doing the inspection in Gujarat, India: Click here.
  2. And this is happening somewhere in Justin Trudeau’s Canada: Click here.

Just as the Ismaili Muslims have Prime Minister Trudeau as putty in their hands, Bohra Muslims have India’s PM Narendra Modi all tied up in their grip as they establish a medieval state within a state.

While the rest of the world conquers space and subatomic particles, we Muslims are busy deciding the pious ways to defecate.

O to be Muslim now that Arab Spring has died.

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24 comments for “Muslim Group launches Jihad on Toilet seats so Muslims can defecate the way Arabs relieved themselves in the Seventh Century

  1. Akeel
    December 23, 2017 at 3:55 PM

    Not sure what Ismaili muslims have got to do with this? Please name one Arabic ritual that Ismaili muslims follow ? I have always loved your articles and would like to know more about your thoughts about Ismaili Muslim’s

    • Tarek Fatah
      December 23, 2017 at 4:02 PM

      Akeel, Ismailis consider the Aga Khan as a direct descendant of The Prophet. How much more Arab can that be? In this day and age whether its Ayatullah Khamenei or the Ahmadiyya Khalifa or Bohra Syedna, they are all based on top-down medieval Islamic structures based on early Arab caliphates. For Ismailis, it was the Fatimides of the 10 century and later the Central Asian Khanates plus the ultimate act of creating the first ever Islamic State by amputating Hindustan in 1947, thanks to the Muslim League founded by the late Aga Khan of the time.

      My reference to Ismailis is merely for comparison. Few people in the West are aware of the Dawoodi Bohras who are also from the same Fatimide roots.

      • devdas
        December 25, 2017 at 4:50 AM

        Why don’t they call it “Arabic style toilet, in stead of Indian style toilet, if Bhori Muslims have problem with Western toilets? Do they clean their ass, after they done with it? They will say, “Don’t use Indian water to wash their Islamic shit.” They have to import “Islamic water: from Mecca or Medina?!

      • Akeel
        December 25, 2017 at 9:50 PM

        Thank you sir, its always a pleasure to read your articles and get enlightened with your thoughts,may be one day will get I will get a chance to chat more with you about Islam over a cup of timmys or star bucks or may be beer

        take care and keep writing

  2. SRB
    December 24, 2017 at 1:27 AM

    It shouldn’t be compulsion. But it can boost sanitary ware business in India, & squating bowls may also be exported. So, i also won’t talk against it.
    To know advantages of Indian style over the western potty style, see the movie ‘Piku’

  3. Neelesh patil
    December 24, 2017 at 3:02 AM

    Big fan of yours Sir, but no more agree with this article, don’t association bohara with other muslims, you should meet and study bohara community in india especially in mumbai , i live in bohara muslim popluated area, I have many bohara muslim freinds and belive me they are thousand time more civilised and ‘clean’ completely different than other muslims…They don’t posses any hatred toward other communities….Infact I’ve seen them celebrating diwali holi navratri like any other hindu…

    Talking abt toilet if you believe in indian culture you should aware of siginfinace of indian sqaut toilet seating style you can google yourself there yogic and scientific benefits

    Check this link

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3742997/The-great-sit-squat-debate-idea-fills-horror-squat-toilets-effective-better-health-doctor-claims.html

    • Vishnu Rao
      December 27, 2017 at 11:55 AM

      Neelesh, nothing should be forced on people. Everyone should have the freedom to choose their method of defecation, I.e Indian vs european. The writer is just pointing out examples of coercion and in general attempts to by south Asian muslims to ape the Arabs (not in this case)

  4. Don
    December 24, 2017 at 8:11 AM

    Muslims in India have many such crazy practices. I have lived more than 50 years among them. They use a piece of brick, rub it on wall in the toilet and use it to soak up last drop of urine! You can see these red streak marks in most moslem toilrts.

  5. Dorrie
    December 24, 2017 at 12:58 PM

    have they nothing else to do but fantasize about what others are doing in the loo?

  6. Dorrie
    December 24, 2017 at 12:59 PM

    have they nothing else to do but fantasize about what others are doing in the loo? perhaps because this is the last bastion of privacy? and you can’t have that in islam

  7. rayhan osman
    December 24, 2017 at 4:19 PM

    If they are comfortable in non western style loo, why should it be of any concen to others, Mr.Fateh dont you have any thing else to do

    • DARSHAN DAVE
      December 30, 2017 at 10:44 AM

      It is not matter of how do people loo but how forcibly rules are being imposed by clergy. But don’t worry I have seen tare zameen par so I can understand that some people can take eternity to get original message of article.

  8. Paddy OConnor
    December 24, 2017 at 5:59 PM

    Where are the stones( no grass or leaves in the dessert) that Mohammed used to wipe his behind? Will stones niw become de rigeur following this shit?

  9. Dev Ashish
    December 25, 2017 at 1:21 AM

    I think the Indian (or Arabic) Style toilet seat is better than the Western style toilet seat. Scientifically when we humans defeacate by squatting as per the Indian Style it prevents nal related haemoragic ailments like piles, fissures, fistulas etc to large extent as pressure is on the abdomen and evenly distributed and not solely in the hip muscles while defeacating.
    While in western style pressure is on the hip muscles while we defeacate and can result in fissures near the outside anal cavity if there a prologued pressure for a longer period. Also if one has piles, these become more painful during the passage of time due the pressure on hip muscles.
    But I would not support the way the radical islamic groups are promoting Arabic Style toilets and giving it a religious color. It would be implemented on the basis on scientific reasons and not religious.

    • Tarek Fatah
      December 26, 2017 at 11:11 AM

      Is this the reason that since the 16th century when the first western toilets were introduced in England, those using the toilet seats are far healthier and have longer lifespans than the Indians, Arabs and Africans who insist on squatting? With Muslims insisting the holy direction of such squat potties? What has religion got to do with how you shit?

  10. Santee
    December 25, 2017 at 5:19 AM

    Mullahs are tightening their grip on ordinary Muslims; they are control freaks.

  11. Kumail Bhatia
    December 25, 2017 at 8:16 AM

    Tarek Uncle before today i am your big fan and big supporter but no longer from today sir try to understand why we are doing this not because this is only ritual but scientifically correct i am also giving you link of my tweet which i had replied you in last.
    Sir you are saying that we are following alleged rituals but sir whatever we do its have logic.
    https://twitter.com/imKumail110/status/945199283459858432

    • Tarek Fatah
      December 26, 2017 at 11:09 AM

      Is this the reason that since the 16th century when the first western toilets were introduced in England, those using the toilet seats are far healthier and have longer lifespans than the Indians, Arabs and Africans who insist on squatting? With Muslims insisting the holy direction of such squat potties? What has religion got to do with how you shit?

  12. Tc
    December 25, 2017 at 9:00 AM

    It is really pity. Bohras were considered one of most progressive muslims in subcontinent. For last 25 years slowly they are going into 7 century.

  13. barbara
    December 25, 2017 at 10:06 AM

    They are advocating something good for an idiotic reason. Squatting is much better for those who have hemmorhoids and is physiologically better in general.

  14. December 26, 2017 at 7:23 AM

    Back to the Stone Age … No change of progress with that kind of a mindset! IS THIS WHAT ISLAMIC LEADERSHIP IS PROPAGATING !!!

  15. Norman
    December 28, 2017 at 12:09 PM

    Squatting toilets can be found in a few places in the West, along with hygiene sprays to clean after before using paper to dry.

    This is such a non-issue. The reason Westerners live longer is more advanced sewage disposal, cleaner infrastructure, not being overpopulation, developing advanced medicines and having a varied diet. Squat or not – miss those things and you will have a shorter lifespan.

    When you cannot even drink the tap water without boiling it and yet pour millions into madrassas something is wrong lol.

  16. DARSHAN DAVE
    December 30, 2017 at 10:52 AM

    Fatah saab it is not related to above mentioned article but what are your views about recent backstabbing of India by palestine envoy? And what is your view about modi government’s foreign policy regarding pakistan,palestine and other Muslim countries?

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